buthereisthething:
sorry not sorry
This makes me want to start reblogging porn. A lot.Just reblog all my porn Kristi, I do enough for most
1 in 6? That’s generous. I’m pretty sure every blog has adult content SOMEWHERE on it.
What’s a porn?
my blog doesnt have porn on it
(Source: buthereisthething)
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
(Source: bumpuff)
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
(Source: c-castiels)
“You’re a man with a long and dangerous past, but your future is infinitely more terrifying.”
(Source: waiting-for-the-tardis)
“How many times have you saved me Clara?
Just this once, just for the hell of it, let me save you!
(Source: oswald-souffle)
Nine: no rose paradoxes are serious stuff DONT TOUCH THE BABY
Ten: okay fine we can have a few but be careful okay
Eleven: FREE PARADOXES FOR EVERYBODY HERE YOU GO AMY HERE YOU GO RORY FOUR FOR YOU RIVER SONG YOU GO RIVER SONGAnd before that, we had Eight, who was like ‘well, I guess one little paradox won’t hurt…wait no, wait that’s not right oh shiZAGREUS ZAGREUS ZAGREUS ZAGREUS BYE EVERYONE I’M GOING TO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE’
OH MY GOD
(Source: egg-rolls)
This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis
How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…
I have a couple bracelets made from the same stuff! yay
The company’s name is Ocean Sole: http://www.ocean-sole.com/
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
this is amazing ahahahha
(Source: koreanmulan)
xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:
I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend
I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.
ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn)
takethewesttraintopanicstation:
On a scale from Will Smith to Amanda Bynes how much have you changed in the past 10 years
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
(Source: superhighschoollevelhope-archive)
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
Actual deleted scene from The Name of the Doctor
Omg I literally cannot breathe right now. Halp
